enter scene six a.m. sleeping attractive 26 year old on a hide-a bed w a cat sleeping on her neck ...three year old walks in and plaes face two inches from sleeping girls and proceeds to poke her.
frederick: what are you?
shauna: hi baby it's me shauna
frederick: hauna (never says the s) is it monday night?
shauna: no love i think its tuesday morning
frederick: is that douglas the cat?
shauna: yes thats douglas
frederick: is that the sun? (pointing to window)
shauna: yup its almost morning
frederick: am i awake?
shauna: i think so but maybe ou should ask your mom ...everyone else is sleeping
frederick: and hauna that's douglas the cat?
frederick: and i'm frederick...?
everyone needs a little clarification some mornings