monday monday monday

                       

hope you got your week kicked off as good as we did...

sorry?

i mean i'm not but i feel like i should be

like wu told me

so my dad's company got some funding that was long awaited for...so we thought he deserved a party...homemade icecream,homemade chocolate and caramel sauce and the new sale lattes bowls with some dolla dolla bills made a welcome home for him...and a very fun night...followed by some dance off 2 and money business themed pictionary  of course

also if it looks like we worship money i will politely deny that...however did ur mom teach you this song as a child?

i dont care if he's short fat or tall

i don't care if he's handsome at all

i don't care if he's drunk or corroded (?!)

just gimme a man who is

loaded with money money loaded with money

loaded with money money loaded with money

(and maybe it sounds like a russian drinking game tune)
cuz mine sure did

but what if i eat them?

that is really the only concern i have about ordering these for myself...heres the thing...i am big on smells
top five ....in no particualr order except the first one

• comet...if i didn't know from world wide web authority it would burn my insides from top to bottom i would eat it...i crave it...like throat chalking mouth watering right now just thinking of it...but for the record abhor the lemon fresh kind
• rain or pool water on pavement...preferably very parched pavement...i also love it on asphalt and hay driving through idaho during a flash storm
• the wet room in a pottery room...or the whole pottery room
• vanilla(raw), violet, roses,rose water,  patchouli...(but the good high quality patchouli oil...no incense crap...it kinda smells like raindirt...that's a word) im not gonna keep going but i could (grapefruit, sandal wood, vetiver, lavendar)
• dirt and chalkboards...i know im doomed as a pregnant lady

so any ways this is going somehwere (atleast more then my friday night apparently is) i saw these soaps and i feel like i have to have them...as in neeeed them ....
they are so clayish...in my head it will be like washing in a shower of clays and soil and i cant think of anything better (except the body scrub maile just made me but that deserves it's own post)...
i think i will buy it for myself for valentines...i deserve it...i even want to eat these pictures...i have a thing for anything crumbled...this post is leading me to believe i have an iron defficiency

 also they have all sorts of non clay and dirt ones too just if u wanted something more feminine smelling

oh and i found it here

feud

this pretty lady turned 80

so ashli uncle john and i made a game all about her life

game host uncle john ( whom one of my nephews requested seeing ""his guns please"")

the vanna's

only the thing you need to know about games and my family is we tend to get reallll competitive and things can get dirty

i mean just a little

and obviously grandma's favorites were the winning team...maybe next year guys

blue blue christmas

some people dream of white christmas's...no thanks i will take mine sandy and by a beach...good thing i live here...laguna had the hospitality night...fun with santa,music, trolleys and treats....not to mention the best kind of snow...fake.

my favorite were the kids letters jaymi and em made for santa's house...they copied them from real kids letters...

it also may look like i toned my hair despite jaymi and kirby telling me it was the color i wanted now making it appear to now be brown...ummm definately not? eeerrrrrrr

wee wee wee all the way home

so i still need to draw a winner...but like i can think of anything other than these adorable teacup pigs ever since a friend at school told me about them.....and being as it is my 25th birffday on tuesday (ewww) i feel now is an opportune time to say that this is all i want in life....seriously i need one i have been googling them all night...(not like the way we googled boys corine but like literally on the internet) preferably an all pink one...thanks

once is not enough

cuz i may have watched THIS all night with kirb the other day...seriously he is adorable ...sooo adorable...how do i upload videos from the internet?

come again some other day

i for one am not excited for fall ...
so i can wear boots and scarfs and beanies...
it's southern california i could wear a fur coat with a bikini in august and noone would care...
so i really feel no need for this cold weather and am already itching for summer....i mean i love the holidays and cozy rainy weekends, but what it really comes down to is that i just feel like my summer was too short so it didn't get out of my system and i am land locked from a tropical dream vacation due to school!!! so it's tropical dreams for me...(dont worry once christmas lights up i will be just fine...cuz you were worried)
oh to be little and dirty and beachy all the day long....

what could possibly be more embarassing than actually attending legally blonde...the musical?

probably getting caught in the bathroom with a bestie taking lame pictures of yourselves

(i mean come on they wouldn't let us eat so bad choices about time killing were bound to happen)

and acually being blonde while there....

yup all of these are historical facts that actually occured... i know im still upset about it too...lucky my friends also were aware of how ridiculous it was too and so it was super fun...

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.

text recieved during the movie:

not me:what are you doing?

me: watching pee-wee's big adventure in the hollywood cemetery

not me:why?

me: why would i not be?!

and then we died...

then after we died i tried to chose between the dark hole below or the light from above...while britt found out heaven looks just like a page out of vogue...(seriously be a model already)

every summer hollywood forever has old movie screenings...most are scary and you can bring food and drinks and sit with hundreds of others in a graveyard ...oh did i mention pee wee and some of the other cast were really there?

i'll be back utah...don't you worry...

the majority of my drive to california looked like this

and i got nervous that maybe california was burning down...(dont worry only parts f it did...and not any of my parts)

and that it was a sign i shouldn't be leaving this

or this

(teen do u feel special...i added a whole 'nother pic just so you'd be in it)

or even this

but i got here and everything is still standing...and the beach is doing just fine...now come join me at it please...thank you...and i still feel like i miss al these things...but being tan sure does help me feel better

disclaimer...just because i didn't put a picture does not mean that i do not miss you...kelly

also i start school in like seven days...then im a for reals easthetician and makeup artist...although i i already might say im a makeup artisit cuz my last job...i dont know so im just gonna say yes

right through you, like you bathin' in windex

i did not touch photoshop on this...

fun cool peeps cool lighting...

and very blue water

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