what could possibly be more embarassing than actually attending legally blonde...the musical?

probably getting caught in the bathroom with a bestie taking lame pictures of yourselves

(i mean come on they wouldn't let us eat so bad choices about time killing were bound to happen)

and acually being blonde while there....

yup all of these are historical facts that actually occured... i know im still upset about it too...lucky my friends also were aware of how ridiculous it was too and so it was super fun...

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand.

text recieved during the movie:

not me:what are you doing?

me: watching pee-wee's big adventure in the hollywood cemetery

not me:why?

me: why would i not be?!

and then we died...

then after we died i tried to chose between the dark hole below or the light from above...while britt found out heaven looks just like a page out of vogue...(seriously be a model already)

every summer hollywood forever has old movie screenings...most are scary and you can bring food and drinks and sit with hundreds of others in a graveyard ...oh did i mention pee wee and some of the other cast were really there?

cute as

while recently i have made the decision to wait until after i die to find my better half and:
a. marry a celestial being (if they let me in...which, if a utah blogger is at the gates i may be in bad form*)
or
b. just get there and marry one of my friends husbands...(cuz they may have been the last good ones and actually are the only unrelated boys to have really seen me grub hard eat harder and be crazy even more hardily)however this is only reliable if they both die before me..i mean really i'd be marring them for thier wives....get real (also if you are reading this and it makes no sense...just...well...i will explain when you're older)

but then i hang out with this cutest-monkey-button and i change my mind...family's are too romantic i think....and anyways some of my "if we aren't married by's" are coming up so things could still happen

*this is said with all due respect, i almost entirely kidding around, (and i dont really think i will get in...so essays on why i probably will not are currently not necassary, im still sorting through the last ones...but thanks),come on i had to take some shots...besides i think they are all gone
also i still promise i like boys (even the ones currently on earth) and promise this is not a dating themed blog... new souls are just too cute to not make you want one...

i wanna be where the people are

sometimes the outcome is so much cooler than the execution really was

i definitely had water running out of my nose the entire time

(since when can i not go under water without it going up my nose?)

(and more importantly why was no one else having that problem?)

while we choked and coughed

and dave patiently held the shutter down despite the fact i could not stop

choking (and maybe burping)and can only hold my breath for like 2.5 seconds

and everyone at the pool was deeply concerned about our desire to get in the water while still in clothes...and by concerned i mean they thought we were insane

i still don't know how drew made it look so easy...

how do you hold your breath while looking like you are not holding your breath?

or not looking like you may have held your breath too long and died?

but teen is such a good mermaid

and dave rocks at photography and patience....

and i, well i have always been an a+ flail-er...

(dave are you proud that i actually edited something of yours and got it done?)

aleesha and jen you are up next

drop it like it's hot

julie you are really pretty

also can you make me this bathing suit...but in black...or a cute floral print...or a cute yellow i really want one and i need it made for me cuz i have a sloth torso, and nothing fits...and you made real cute gladiator ones...i will send you my measure ments and money...and if it makes it easier one bow seems plenty to me...she has two...see how easy i am to work with!!
this counts as modest right?
also if anyone knows where to find one like this tell me!!!! please

i just kick it from my head

ok... so i am cleaning my room...well trying to organize and simplify it...which involves packing a lot of stuff up..you see as a garage-sale-gypsy and thrift store junkie i have been collecting stuff for "my house" since i was like 17...so this has lead to an assortment of (totally rad) knick-knacks that are all being crammed into one room...as in silver teapots to table settings and plates and bottles and you name it ... so anyways while in the midst of this simplification process i ran into an old report card stuffed into a box along with an art assignment that wasn't so much of an assignment, that i was working on instead of the real one i was supposed to be doing...so i found this and starting laughing ....no wonder my dad would get so mad when i tested off the charts for reading levels and aptitude tests and then come home with one of these....

also i got a D on this art project cuz i wouldnt use the "suggested" materials...

also, also this was a progress report and i totally pulled these grades up ok?

dont worry i quickly learned the report cards were printed in graphite and it's pretty easy to change a minus to a plus sign and d's to c's and so on...sorry mom and dad... i was just honing my art skills?

so no sane person lives in paradise california and misses utah...but i feel like i maybe jumped the gun moving here...i mean im still gonna do school and hooray for getting it done with so i can have a career or whatever the kids do these days...but i need my support team...

aka nicole i need you...like real real bad...come visit...bring kelly...bring tyler..bring cate and grant and dottie and penny and all the chickens for all i care just get here...then tell me how wonderful and strong and great i am...oh and tan...cuz i'm really tan

julie corine? can you please come too? i just wasn't as ready as i thought to be here....maybe i will feel better once school starts and i am busy from 830-500 all day every day...
oh blog whining you just made me feel so much better...promise i will go back to making my life look funner than it may really be asap
also i have been art-ing again so i will post those soon too

photo by maile roseland

and the girls are pretty

first shoot back in the good ol' californ-eye-yay

not a lot of light but we got some good ones

lara made it easy ...good looks run in their family (i luff you joey)

not normaly a flash fan bu i like this pic... its jungley

also i need to take pics of makeup i do...any volunteers? but you have to let me do whatever i want. thanks.

i'll be back utah...don't you worry...

the majority of my drive to california looked like this

and i got nervous that maybe california was burning down...(dont worry only parts f it did...and not any of my parts)

and that it was a sign i shouldn't be leaving this

or this

(teen do u feel special...i added a whole 'nother pic just so you'd be in it)

or even this

but i got here and everything is still standing...and the beach is doing just fine...now come join me at it please...thank you...and i still feel like i miss al these things...but being tan sure does help me feel better

disclaimer...just because i didn't put a picture does not mean that i do not miss you...kelly

also i start school in like seven days...then im a for reals easthetician and makeup artist...although i i already might say im a makeup artisit cuz my last job...i dont know so im just gonna say yes